Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i believe in u and ur pee
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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