that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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