I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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