was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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