The maid of honor just puked.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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