I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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