He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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