i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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