so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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