my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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