I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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