i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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