i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize