Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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