Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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