discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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