I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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