I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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