Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I have post one night stand depression
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