Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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