thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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