i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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