is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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