Small penises have feelings too.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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