i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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