If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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