we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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