If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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