Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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