Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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