I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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