I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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