it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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