i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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