Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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