4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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