They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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