How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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