i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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