Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize