I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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