He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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