oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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