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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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