You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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