we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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