Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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