i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize