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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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