I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The adults are the big ones right?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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